Dammit, I would love to have the Westboro Baptist Church picket my funeral. I bet they wouldn't do it if you asked them to, though. And paying for it is out of the question.
What can I do to tick off Fred and his minions? Refuse to name a character after him?
Come to think of it, I'd love to have just about anyone picket my funeral. The AFL-CIO, Toastmasters International, the American African Violet Society, the Heritage Foundation.
If I haven't pissed off someone enough to make them want to picket my funeral, well, I probably haven't been living life all the way up. It's a sign of failure.
I'm sad about that. But I'm glad Ronnie James Dio will be going out, like Meursault, amidst howls of execration. It seems very metal.