Over the past half hour, using a vacuum cleaner and a scalpel on my Memorex MX2750, I have reassured myself that my keyboard is standards-compliant.
While probing with the scalpel and vigorously suctioning with the vacuum, over the course of thirty minutes I'll never see again, I have produced this found poem. Or perhaps it's a very short novel. Or a grocery list in Tocharian:
i'/-=;;/;\\--[ n n mmn Azz456498987756799],,K
MMMMMMMMV N NNNNNNNNNNNN
It's at least as good as anything else I've written in the last year.