Be wise. Be brave. Be tricky. (slithytove) wrote,
Be wise. Be brave. Be tricky.

Black and White

Bought it. Installed it. The opening movie and tutorial are very cool.

I'm still in the tutorial. ^_^;; Roaming around my village. If you pick a villager up, and set him/her down next to a villager of the opposite sex, he/she becomes a 'breeder'. I.e., they do the nasty with everyone they meet, make children, and increase the population of your village and the number of your worshippers.

I made two breeders. They started to run around and glomp on everyone! And I do mean glomp. They huggle them, and throw their little legs in the air! Cute. Okay, I fooled around with something else for a while...

...and then I realized that the village's food supply was getting insufficient. I picked up a few schools of fish from the ocean and dumped them into the food store, but I couldn't keep up with the village's need for food. My slutty breeders were fucking everyone! They were making babies like crazy! The population was outrunning its food supply! Aaaaarrrrrggghhhh! Stop it! Use condoms! Get abstinence training! SOMETHING!

I took one of the breeders and stuck him in a corn field, where he is supposed to become a farmer. Whew. Less sex, more food. Doubtless, when he comes in from the fields at night, he's too exhausted to do anything but collapse in from the tube with a cold beer. Sorry, honey, I'm just beat.

There wouldn't be so much of a problem if I could make gay breeders, but I can't find the option for that in the manual...
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