Be wise. Be brave. Be tricky. (slithytove) wrote,
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Existential threats, No. 24,897,229,330,200,763,341

Giant mutant murder catfish has developed a taste for human flesh!
The locals have told me of a theory that this monster has grown extra large on a diet of partially burnt corpses. It has perhaps got this taste for flesh by feasting on remains of funeral pyres.
See, this is why I've always worried about those Zoroastrians. When we're all hiding from a race of titanic vultures, ravenous for human flesh, don't say I didn't warn you.
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