This is dumb? The joke is dead, dead, dead. Anyway, if I wanted a weird license plate frame, I'd prefer one that reflected my school spirit in my alma mater, dear old Miskatonic University, home of the Fightin' Cephalopods.
Or even design my own. I think I'll do that. I'm tired of advertising my car dealership.
What should I put on it? What deathless message can I convey to the world in two lines of about 20 spaces each?
Hey, it's a poll! Everyone loves a poll!
What should I put on my license plate frame?
Results not binding, employees and family members of Blither & Blah Big Accounting Firm not eligible, hot when cooked, do not use while asleep, your mileage may vary, etc., etc.