For the fourth time in three months, my POTS line is down. DSL is working, but barely, at modem bandwidth. I knew this was going to happen, that's why I dog-eared the repair service 800 number page in my phonebook. When I have it memorized, though, I'll know I'm in trouble.
For anyone trying to reach me by phone, sorry. Try e-mail. Or leave a comment here. ^^