Be wise. Be brave. Be tricky. (slithytove) wrote,
Be wise. Be brave. Be tricky.

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Open Letter to Manufacturers of Sex Toys

Dear Sirs and/or Madams and/or Intersex/Transex/Furry/Otherkin:

I beg you to strongly consider incorporating radio-opaque material—I suggest barium—in your products. It will not adversely affect the performance of a sex toy in its usual office, but will make it easier to fucking find the goddamn thing on the abdominal x-ray after your customer's inamorata, all prudence cast to the winds in the sweet throes of passion, has put it somewhere from which she is unable to retrieve it.

If said sex toy already has batteries and motor, all is well. These things show up on x-ray. The problem is the un-electrified silicone novelty in the shape of a porpoise, a leaping rabbit, the Houses of Parliament, or Richard Nixon's nose. These blend indistinguishably with the turds that surround them on the x-ray.

Your customers, and their long-suffering doctors, will thank you.




wazura(u), wazura(washii)

meaning: trouble, pain, torment

煩い==  urusai == (adjective) noisy, loud, fussy
煩悩 == bonnou == (noun) earthly desires, passions, lusts, carnal desires

Left radical is 'fire' (火). Right radical is 'head'. This character originally meant 'fever'. Its current meanings are derived from that. Henshall suggests as a mnemonic: 'Fire in head causes torment and pain.'

Info from Taka Kanji Database
List of compounds including this character from Risu Dictionary

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