Be wise. Be brave. Be tricky. (slithytove) wrote,
Be wise. Be brave. Be tricky.

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Mail from chrissy

WHY I shouldn't bother to keep ICQ on all night:

"hi sexy!*
It's a Sunday and my roommates are away til tuesday.
My boyfriends out and I'm all alone in the dorms!
I'm 18 yrs old, 36-24-33, brn hair, baby blue eyes
If your bored, like i am tonight... shut off your computer for a few m
and call me so we can play together.
just you and me sexy*


Yeah, 'chrissy', your dorm has a 900 number? You sound like you're built like an upside-down daruma doll. Be sure to talk to your obstetrician about pre-natal pelvimetry, with those tiny hips you may need to be sectioned. Just a tip.

You're the third porn spam I've received tonight from ICQ. Get lost, chrissy.

And best of luck in future endeavors.

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