Be wise. Be brave. Be tricky. (slithytove) wrote,
Be wise. Be brave. Be tricky.
slithytove

It is 4th of July night in my ER.

1. If an alien were to visit, studying our customs, he would conclude that Americans celebrate the anniversary of their independence by eating fatty food until they vomit uncontrollably, getting drunk, beating each other up, attempting suicide, and strapping each other down with leather restraints.

2. I think it would improve most ERs if we could aerosolize Valium and distribute it through the HVAC system. The same is not true for methamphetamine. The cases are not orthogonally symmetrical.
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