Would you like to play a game?
A morbid one?
Imagine you have just died, and a death notice appears at the bottom of the front page in your local newspaper. What brief, descriptive caption will be under your picture?
I'd kind of like 'Reclusive millionaire', myself. Or 'Famous philanthropist'. Or how about 'Former male model'?
I'd rather stay away from 'Body parts found', or 'Identified from dental records', or 'Governor refuses pardon'.
Or how about:
'Home lab explodes'
'Dies in gardening accident'
'Said to be cult leader'
How about you? What would you like your obit picture caption to be? What would you not like it to be?