Be wise. Be brave. Be tricky. ([info]slithytove) wrote,
@ 2008-05-11 08:35:00
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Why isn't a 'pansexual' someone who is erotically oriented towards cookware?








































Actually, I suppose a pansexual does find cookware erotic. Also elephants, Buicks, the state of Rhode Island, the numeral '7', the tau lepton, two Thursdays ago, the Sloan Great Wall, those drawn with a very fine camel's hair brush, and pretty much everything else.


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This is the Pun Police!
[info]secritcrush
2008-05-11 01:03 pm UTC (link)
You're under arrest!

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Re: This is the Pun Police!
[info]slithytove
2008-05-11 01:11 pm UTC (link)
Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help! Help!
I'm being repressed!

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[info]deadlined
2008-05-11 01:41 pm UTC (link)
Does it include goat-boy pipers?

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[info]slithytove
2008-05-11 01:54 pm UTC (link)
Also systems of color matching.

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[info]sartorias
2008-05-11 01:44 pm UTC (link)
*snort*

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[info]hominysnark
2008-05-11 01:47 pm UTC (link)
My father used to say Peter Pan was "overspecialization in kitchen utensils."

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[info]cristalia
2008-05-11 05:42 pm UTC (link)
Yes! I keep asking why metrosexuals aren't people aroused by the subway, too!

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[info]slithytove
2008-05-12 01:33 am UTC (link)
And don't even start on autoeroticism.

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[info]cristalia
2008-05-12 02:16 am UTC (link)
I have to support metrosexuality over autoeroticism. More environmentally friendly.

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[info]dr_phil_physics
2008-05-12 07:16 pm UTC (link)
Remember if you use a carpool, do so only when there's a lifeguard on duty.

Dr. Phil

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