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Economics by the dashboard light [18 Jul 2009 | 09:01pm]
You can sense the rise and fall of the economy just driving through town. When the peeling billboard you drive by every day still advertises a movie that's been gone from the theaters for six months? Slump. The mall parking lot isn't jammed, even though it's a pre-Christmas weekend? Slump. And you'll know the economy's recovering when you start arriving at work late on account of increased traffic that you weren't counting on.

Lately I've been seeing mixed signals. I drive to work at around 10 to 11 pm, both weekdays and weekends. Driving past the busy suburban intersection of State Road and Lansdowne Avenue in Upper Darby, Pennsylvania, I'm not seeing much decrease in traffic. Weekend nights are hectic, sidewalks and shopping center lots are full of teenagers. They're lined up ten deep in front of the water ice shops, and the parking lot is full around Casey's Restaurant & Saloon. I can't tell how much money they have in their pockets, but people are out doing their usual thing on the weekend. No one is reluctant to spend on gasoline. If anyone is staying home in their 'man cave', playing old video games, it's not apparent.

On the other hand... I drive by a Nissan dealership in Drexel Hill on Route 1 every night. It's annoying, because the dealership off-loads new cars from the car-carrier truck at the same time I'm driving in to work. The Nissan lot is small (the old inner-ring suburbs of Philly are tightly packed, no county-sized parking lots), and they have to park the car-carrier in one lane of Route 1. So I'm coming around the corner, suddenly I'm blocked by the damn truck, and I (and everyone in my lane) has to brake and try to squeeze between the cars in the remaining lane. Annoying.

I haven't been annoyed like that for at least six months.

It's been that long since I've come upon that car carrier parked in the highway. The Japanese automakers are doing better than the American ones, and still that Nissan dealership hasn't had any deliveries that I've seen since 2008. I'm sure they've had new cars in. I haven't driven by every single night, and for all I know they've gotten shipments of cars during the day. But for years, that damned car carrier would stop me at least once or twice a week.

My conclusion? This isn't another Great Depression. People still have enough spare change to run about on weekends, have treats, get a steak and beer. But big purchases, like a new cars? They're putting them off.

There have been a few signs lately that we may be bottoming, and the recession may be ending. I'll know we're on the mend for sure when I start cursing the car carrier again.
[ mood | hopeful ]
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[12 Jul 2009 | 04:45am]
And now, an underwater fight between a nun and a shark. Warning: also contains giant robot.
[ mood | weird ]
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[11 Jul 2009 | 03:38am]
As you know, Bob, noble metals such as silver and gold reject vampires. Thus, a vampire cannot be seen in a mirror, because the mirror is made with silver. It cannot be photographed, because silver is used in film emulsion. Presumably a vampire could be seen in a mirror made with a base metal such a mercury, or photographed with a digital camera which does not use silver-based films. (But could the image of the vampire pass through the camera's contacts? Contacts in electronic equipment are frequently gold-plated.)

What interests me is this: what effect would noble gases have on vampires? I've never seen this question addressed. Would a room full of argon, say, reject a vampire, the way a pool of water blessed by a priest rejects a witch?1 Might an atmosphere of 10% helium cause harm to a vampire? Besides ruining his dignity by making him talk like a duck, that is.

1. This is the reason you often see pools of blessed water used as trampolines by witches on holiday.
[ mood | morose ]
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[08 Jul 2009 | 09:50am]
Ugh. I'm not going to Readercon after all. Instead, I'm having a wretched upper respiratory infection, with sore throat, cough, muscle aches, and general lousiness.

Enjoy it without me, folks. Maybe next year.
[ mood | sick ]
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[07 Jul 2009 | 12:03pm]
Remember this guy? I sent him to the Psych Crisis Unit that morning. They bounced him. They said his main problem was PCP, not psychosis.

He came back two nights ago.

Neighbors noticed that he was passed out on his porch. Neighbors called medics. Patient woke up and fought with medics. Medics called cops. Patient fought with cops. Got Tasered. Dragged back to ER. Nurses pulled Taser darts out. Patient was sedated with Zyprexa and Ativan, 302'ed (by me, this time), and sent to Crisis again.

Crisis bounced him again. Told him not to use PCP. Patient left Crisis, used PCP, and decided to go down to the local station house and settle matters with the police.

As you might expect, this did not go well. He got Tasered again, and dragged back to ER. Nurses took more Taser darts out, and strapped patient to stretcher in 4-point restraints. Patient flipped the stretcher, and managed to walk around, still strapped to the stretcher, carrying the stretcher on his back. Big guy.

Cops were called again. Patient Tasered again. Patient sedated again. Nurses pulled out Taser darts again.

The police decided they were tired of Tasering this guy three times a day. They summoned a judge to the ER. It was July 5, a Sunday afternoon. Hot day. Judge showed up in shorts. He wore judicial robes over the shorts. He was accompanied by three county prison guards who, the nurses swear, were all eight feet tall. Patient was arraigned by the judge, in the ER. Taken off to prison by guards. The End.
[ mood | cranky ]
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[06 Jul 2009 | 09:04am]
And now, cat snatches bat out of the air.

DON'T mess with the cat.
[ mood | enthralled ]
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[06 Jul 2009 | 02:38am]
Amsterdam plans to bail out prostitutes.
"...We're going to investigate and talk with bankers and try to set up a system in which they can get a loan or credit," the spokesman said.
But, as Eddy Elfenbein says, will prostitutes want to be associated with a profession as unsavory as banking?
[ mood | optimistic ]
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[30 Jun 2009 | 10:10am]
All of Delaware County had chest pain last weekend. I blame Michael Jackson.

Except for this guy. Narrative section of a 302 form for involuntary psychiatric evaluation, filled out by police:
On Monday 6-29-09 at 2327 hrs [Town] Police found [Name] at the 200 Blk
of [Street]. Running in and out of traffic yelling & screaming & swing a 5
foot stick at passing cars & people. He was just being missed by cars on the
hwy. Almost being struck by a car in Police presents.
When this fellow was bought to the ER, he insisted on being called 'Reverend'. He told us he had just published two CDs of music. And he had a book that he was about to publish.

But first, he needed someone to edit it for him.
[ mood | aggravated ]
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[25 Jun 2009 | 06:22am]
Uh-oh.

Wait...

'Mac and Linux COMING SOON!'

Whew. Safe. For now.
[ mood | worried ]
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[25 Jun 2009 | 05:04am]
Words OpenOffice don't know: firepit, Albemarle, snaggletooth, redbuds, feedstocks, Franglais, palladian, unexcitable, plough, airburst, extrasolar, Hobbesian, panspermia, loblolly, quartermastering, cockapoo, stumphole, unshoulder.

Huh. Firefox 3.0.11 don't know 'em either.
[ mood | amused ]
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